Seeing as how Super Tuesday wasn’t established until decades after my unfortunate disappearance in 1913, I shan’t fret over its outcome following today’s vote. Do not take my meaning wrongly;…..
Tag Archives: Politics
On Obama
As some of you may know, I have lately been disseminating my campaign messages to America via Facebook and Twitter. It has not been easy adapting to these innovations. In…..
Two-Bit Mitt
It is official: Mitt Romney—the former Governor of Massachusetts and current Treasurer of the Cayman Islands—has proven himself victorious in Tuesday’s Republican Primary in Florida. Am I jealous? Absolutely. I…..