Shameful!
Greetings, and welcome to this, my first blogging missive. My, how the times have changed! Why, in my time, we still made use of the occasional carrier pigeon!
Which reminds me—do you know how difficult it is to find organic, free-range squab in this day and age? Meanwhile, the crispy, seductive abomination known as the Chicken McNugget lurks around every street corner. A travesty, I tell you.
But on to other matters! I will be blogging my posts here frequently in an attempt to keep you, the converted and the curious alike, abreast of my campaign developments. Shut out as I am from the political mainstream—a symptom of both my integrity and my independence from the two-party circus parading all around us—this “web of the world” will be my soapbox. Assuming, of course, that this accursed electronic window doesn’t murder my eyesight first.
- Taft
